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The Frankenstein Twins of the Twin Cities

The above two are un-affectionately known as the Frankenstein Twins around here…do I even need to explain why? These identical monsters can often be seen lumbering around south Minneapolis with the above-girl.  It’s a supremely awkward-looking trio.  On the most humid of days they are walking around the lakes in jeans and Teva sneakers – each Frankenstein Twin trying to talk over the other while she futilely attempts to listen to both.  Many believe that she’s the scientist who created the two in her Uptown laboratory so she wouldn’t have to sit by strangers on the bus.


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